raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010

TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

by kidlou January 9, 2011

scare titties

Someone who's gayer than aids

That girl is scare titties.

by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017

Pitty Titties

Pitty Titties are from the words pitty and tittie combined. Together those words mean that your girl-friend or boy-friend has saggy titties.

holy piss man your girl has pitty titties.

by Nateatlarge August 29, 2010

Flipping Tittys

If someone is freaking out or over reacting

Jesus! Colby is flipping tittys about his gf not calling!

or slang can be
Flipping Tits

by Aron1 February 27, 2009

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008