tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.

we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.

by MikoIchigo May 14, 2009

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 10, 2021

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 04, 2014

Keswick Tree Beaver

A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.

My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.

by Fluffy Mossbank June 30, 2018

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV December 26, 2017

tree-related benefit

An advantage or positive side effect that comes about due to a tree.

Shade, cleaner air and fresh maple syrup are just some of the many tree-related benefits to living in northern Vermont.

by Rook JF February 19, 2017

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 03, 2022