impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

.9.That Just Do That Things Mentioning FornIndiciduals Killing Mozen I.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).

Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

thing, thing, things, things, thingself

This is a customized pronoun that is created by me. This is a dehumanizing pronoun that is used to describe nonbinary people or even people with known sex insultingly and rudely. Like the pronoun "it", it was used as a highly offensive slur to describe nonbinary or gender-nonconforming individuals, but now seldom used by them as their personal pronoun.

"thing, thing, things, things, thingself" Pronoun
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025