A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. Thomas is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He probably has so many girls that like him. You’ll be really lucky if your the one girl he loves. I wish I had a boyfriend like him but I know that will never happen. He is so nice and caring to everyone. Even though most hockey boys are dicks he is the complete opposite.
Girl #1: Hey Thomas your really cute can I get you number
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine
Girl#1: “runs off crying”
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine
Girl#1: “runs off crying”
by ACM13 April 15, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomasmug. "You're the newbie! I may have been a SIR THOMAS at one time, but I've seriously changed my ways. I'll kick your ass anyday."
by Panemon The Educator June 4, 2003
Get the Sir Thomasmug. Jewish prep school dropout who drinks because he is homosexual but is afraid his dad will take away his truck if he comes out of the closet
by Jwowob6969 August 13, 2025
Get the Thomasmug. The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023
Get the Thomasmug.