Test Disease

Test disease is a contractible disease caused by getting these TESTICLES IN UR EYES LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Santa was washing her face but got test disease.. I wonder how that happened.”
by santasucksballs May 21, 2021
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feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.
I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.
by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024
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nigga teste busting

two niggas busting each others balls competition
those blackys did the nigga teste busting
by fuggutarded December 11, 2021
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69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.
by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014
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test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 06, 2014
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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by jokerface2 June 14, 2020
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