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a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.
Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.
by H0oes699 March 7, 2019
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unroll the stone

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.
I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
by Crinklecut June 18, 2013
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stone wrecker

Stone wrecker - the bitch or dude that won't shut the fuck up when your trying to enjoy your high. The ones that won't stop talking or stop bitching.
Omg blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah . STFU your being a stone wrecker. Or your home girl coming bitching about stupid shit and u just don't want to hear it when your high and just wanna watch family guy. STFU stone wrecker.
by Buzz killer April 30, 2014
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Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)
"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."
by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
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STONED

I’m stoned
by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
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wet stone

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016
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Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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