Rule 80

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 26, 2023

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Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters December 30, 2017

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BREAKING THE RULES

the song that plays when you break the rules in roblox, you end up getting fucked by admins though.

"yo im breaking the rules" "be prepared"

by robloxmaster101 April 14, 2018

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rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

by InternetRuleGod February 09, 2020

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Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 16, 2014

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