A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
Get the Illini Utility Playermug. a boy who dates many girls/guys so basically if he is dating one girl and that girl thinks that she is the only one he thinks about but he really flirts with other girls and maybe guys I guess
by ur mom is a gay fuck May 4, 2022
Get the Playermug. This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by anonymous April 11, 2024
Get the Trumpet playermug. The answer people have been waiting for
Is Krissy the best Womens 7’s player in the past 1700 years?
Is Krissy the best Womens 7’s player in the past 1700 years?
by Mynameisntchris June 15, 2022
Get the Is Krissy the best Womens 7s player?mug. League of legends in China have a server called Zaun, players there are very toxic and made it famous.
by Snoweyyyyyyy April 28, 2020
Get the zaun playersmug. This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else
Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players
by Ol Greener January 18, 2018
Get the HOBA Playermug. A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.
Patrick is a religious player.
Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.
I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.
Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.
I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.
by Nutler December 26, 2019
Get the Religious Playermug.