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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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paper airplane

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.
by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023
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Online News paper

by Suhuf.com.sa December 28, 2011
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paper beats scissors

pacifist/left-wing dogwhistle for against fascism, from the idea of rock paper scissors, with the context of the peace sign (scissors) beats the nz salute (paper)
by eolsuo March 23, 2025
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Spicy Paper

Nickname or alias for the drug LSD. Usually in the form of a tab of paper.
I’m about to be brain deep in some spicy paper
by Budonkeydonk June 26, 2022
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Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021
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TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.
"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~
by Bnana-man March 22, 2020
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