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Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023
mugGet the Twerk and Jerkmug.

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
mugGet the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug.

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug
Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?
by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015
mugGet the Pocket jerkingmug.

Little jerk chicken

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.
by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019
mugGet the Little jerk chickenmug.

jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
mugGet the jerk bookmug.

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
mugGet the Sock Jerkingmug.

jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.
Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?
by Frozen5110 July 7, 2019
mugGet the jerk suprememug.

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