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holy cheese!

A way to express extreme astonishment.
An expression of utter shock.
by Limecooler June 10, 2005
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Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010
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swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..
You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.
by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007
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cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.
"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"
by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010
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cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.
Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.
by Brojas95 November 23, 2016
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Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.
Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.
by Skibs McCullock July 9, 2015
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Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.
by Solphin July 7, 2011
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