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Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich
Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone
by Supermaniacjoey44 March 9, 2021
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texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
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Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.
"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"
by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019
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Hudson Oaks, Texas

Set between Aledo and Weatherford. Definitely the better choice between the two, its where the wanna be Aledo's live but they don't want the label associated with Weatherford so they made a make shift city that follows weatherford and weatherford ISD but don't call it Weatherford. It ain't too bad as far as wanna be's go. Full of used Luxury cars, and dealerships that own the town.
Well I technically live in Hudson Oaks, Texas its just outside of Aledo.
by lolhahahmmmmm August 30, 2019
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Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.
Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!
by I <3 Tits June 24, 2010
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Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.
Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.
by TE. Newman July 30, 2008
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