Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 23, 2020

STEVE#9301

bitch ass faggot nigga.

That guy Steve#9301 on discord mad pussy. Ironic because he is a faggot.

by Fagkiller888 July 27, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.

steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.

by MasterCobra September 22, 2019

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 03, 2015

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 07, 2022

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020