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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
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Steve-O

by shrekfest January 10, 2017
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Steving

Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.
"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."
by Felix Arugula September 3, 2022
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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
by CJG753 January 14, 2018
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Steve Quinn

A strong burly man with a clean and shiny noggin. A chef in the kitchen when it comes to crafting his world famous wings using a secret recipe passed down from Quinn to Quinn. He’s a lonesome man on the hunt for new young lovers that approach him. He’s a Bruin fan at heart and loves to watch him some patriots football on a Sunday evening.
Did you see Steve Quinn last night at that Bruin game?, he’s such a sexy lad”.
by Andrew Hegel July 26, 2021
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Steve Dahl

A person that ruins stuff a lot of other people enjoy.
by RichaMar August 27, 2019
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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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