squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.

93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squimp

A person who is obsessed with someone purely platonically
A combination of the word "squish" (platonic crush) and "simp"

Person 1 "My homie is so cool. Like I dont want to suck his dick, but if he asked me to, I would, cuz I just respect him that much"
Person 2 "You're a squimp"

by Naruball July 30, 2022

Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

squirl

the combination of a squirrel and a girl.

oh my god look at that squirl

by singleserved August 13, 2022

Squimbus

Stupid fucking tiny cat owned by some angry Jamaican man.

"Squimbus you can't eat glass!!!"

by Koko's Grindr Account August 19, 2022

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 2, 2022