Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.

Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.

by Satansfx December 11, 2022

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Pot Rockets

1. N. Bowls of marijuana when they are 'rocketed' out of a pipe, usually by laughing or coughing into said pipe.

2. V. (Pot Rocket) To laugh or cough into a packed pipe, sending the usually skunky and expensive marijuana into the air.

Kody: Oh shit my mom! Doby, get out of here!
Kody's Mom: What the fuck is he doing here!
Doby: (Bails)
Kody: He's a badass!
Me: (blasts off pot rocket) HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kody: Dude!
Kody's Mom: That's why there's pot rockets on the roof!

by Vesuvianpick September 29, 2011

Pot-anoid

one who is paranoid after 2 many hits 4rm weed

I was so Pot-anoid after i took a hit from the bong dat i was scared 2 leave my house.

by DeDo January 4, 2008

Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"

"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2014

Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Nug Pot

A small jar or container in which one carries/stores their marijuana buds.

I hoped you’d bring your bud out tonight. That’s a cool little nug pot.

by Topgun024 June 9, 2018