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Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets
I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league
by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022
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Thot Pocket

Your sister sells her thot pocket for $5 on the corner.
by Bbrrookkee March 5, 2019
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fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
by faulpelz May 5, 2009
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pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012
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pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.
by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014
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air pocket

A intense pain in ur; side, lower back, stomach and chest. Could be mistaken for angina
Tiffany- oh shit
Brooke- what???
Tiffany- i got an air pocket in my side
by ashley h December 27, 2014
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friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.
Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.
by jackjimmy March 6, 2015
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