One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.
by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012
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A man who is so caught up in his lack of ability to meet a student half way and instead distracts himself with stories of his family and hiking trips that not a single person gives a damn about.
A man who when students see him on their future schedules run to the guidance office for fear of failure, not through their own means, but because this man is truly awful.
No everyone fails, Some even pass his class with flying colours.
But only because they know to read the goddamn textbook.
A man who is so caught up in his lack of ability to meet a student half way and instead distracts himself with stories of his family and hiking trips that not a single person gives a damn about.
A man who when students see him on their future schedules run to the guidance office for fear of failure, not through their own means, but because this man is truly awful.
No everyone fails, Some even pass his class with flying colours.
But only because they know to read the goddamn textbook.
If I cared to remember any exact quotes from Mr. Juell's many pointless stories then there would be cause for concern.
by Textbook Reader July 5, 2012
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Mr Ice is a type of guy who scores the ladies, and says whats on his mind without regard of who hears it.
Mr Ice is a type of guy who scores the ladies, and says whats on his mind without regard of who hears it.
"That guy Thanning, he is Mr Ice!"
"Did you hear what Mathias did yesterday?" "No, but i dont think he cares" "He is so Mr Ice!"
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"Did you hear what Mathias did yesterday?" "No, but i dont think he cares" "He is so Mr Ice!"
"People call Frederik Mr Ice, but I actually think he cares what people think"
by Kasipa September 5, 2012
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