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Poke the moon 

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
Poke the moon by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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Over the moon 

Look over the moon means to be really happy or pleased about something. The phrase can be used to describe a feeling about something positive.
"When she gave me the box of chocolates I was over the moon"
"When i'm with him i'm over the moon"

Jangles the moon monkey 

Me

Noon to Moon 

A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.
Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM
Noon to Moon by madcastle September 7, 2020

Getting it on moon 

When the sky is clear and its time to get on the beer but your friends are trying to go do productive things
"Hey come for a beer" "Nah, gonna head to the library" "You cant be at that, Its a getting it on moon"
Getting it on moon by Pflann February 19, 2021

Football on the moon 

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.
Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.
Football on the moon by Eliad101 December 13, 2021