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Mayonnaise

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.
The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.
by Rory the sheep October 1, 2009
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Maysona

I got something from maysona
by Stormworker101 April 15, 2023
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mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
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masoned

past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.
Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.
by scottyb38 May 6, 2008
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Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!
by rainbowsary February 11, 2010
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masonberry

a delicious drink which contains coconut rum, gray goose, and 4 different types of koolaid. a masonberry
originates from Cincinnati Ohio
all it took was 1 masonberry and then i had that bitches clothes off
by masonberry nati May 6, 2011
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mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?
"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!
by lindafarkle February 27, 2014
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