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I hate math
Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER
by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017
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Iqra Math and Science Academy

a place where you read Quran and get fucked
Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy
by imsa groper June 17, 2022
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Singapori Math

A kind of alien math from a rebel island that was once part of Malaysia, where they learn and teach math word problems in a local dialect called Singlish, using rectangles, lines, and dotted lines, which the people there call “bar models,” with most of them looking arguably ugly.
Local teachers told an Englishman that Singapori Math is a rojak or mélange of methodologies and pedagogies, with ingredients from both the East and the West—when the island was trying to solve its population’s high innumeracy rate in the seventies.
by Numerati March 15, 2024
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Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.
"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."
by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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swag math

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess
by GWAL27 November 18, 2017
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