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Jordangles 

The best friend anyone can have. She is a smexy being and is on a high all the time. Has depressing music. Hates people. The first time I met her she screamed "I LIKE SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and we have been friends since.
OMG JORDANGLES
Jordangles by YEETUSOOFT June 2, 2019
Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well
Ouut ouuuut Fallon Utley - said Jordan
Jordan by IEF June 4, 2019
A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan
Jordan by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordans Mom 

I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot
Jordans Mom by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
a (vegan)
He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan
Jordan by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019
This Nigga Gets More Pussy than you Ever will
That Nigga Jordan Hot As Fuck, Im Tryna Have A ThreeSome on god...
Jordan by TayNoodlez On IG June 23, 2019