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josh

hey, its josh the jewish kid.
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Josh is a really caring person and is into cocasion blond girls,some times when he really loves you he can get creepy but understand him cause he is trying his best to make you happy and is superrrrr funny
Thomas : like my joke
Kane : meh joshes was better
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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
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by joshmurphyrowe March 29, 2020
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josh king

a very sexy 6ft tall man with a 12 pack who uses 100kgs for lateral warmups and can bash Fadi with his pinkie toe
by ligma nutsssss February 28, 2024
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Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh
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by Shy368 September 17, 2021
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