Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023

Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.

hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!

by local kingsburg man September 12, 2023

Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."

Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?

by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023

Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

by CanukGuy September 28, 2023