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California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016
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Jamming Boots

DMV slang used by JG wardy which means “High off pills
Jg wardy: She say im jamming boots
by Saan! December 9, 2023
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slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes
The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.
by peggi May 22, 2011
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the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife
by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022
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jam the fuck out

chill bro you's crimping my swag (American translation)
"bruv just scored the sickest goal on fifa"
"mate jam the fuck out''
''wut?''
''you spent a tenner on a blue cavani you fucking melt''
by jambreh96 November 28, 2013
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jam

Jam means when you want to make a lot of sounds or music and it's like you want to jam out.
I went to andy' s grill and they had a karaoke night and me and my friends decided to jam out .
by Wood707 October 30, 2016
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
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