slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Jamming Boots

DMV slang used by JG wardy which means “High off pills”

Jg wardy: She say im jamming boots

by Saan! December 9, 2023

Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.

Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.

by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Tit-Jam

Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.

Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.

by Got-Jam February 21, 2020

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 4, 2017

Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018