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Bacon

British rhyming slang for sex offender.

Bacon bonce = Nonce.

Gets shortened to Bacon.

(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)

A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!

Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.

Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021
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Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
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Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019
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bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon
by ushisan May 27, 2023
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penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021
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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great
by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019
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Blood and Bacon

Kyle: i might switch religions from punching drywall to blood and bacon
by CraccHead June 28, 2020
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