Ear Defilement

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016
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ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.
Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?
by BClever November 04, 2014
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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye
Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”
by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 10, 2022
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gamer ear

The effect of sweat accumulating on your headset after playing for too long, as well as a temporary hearing loss due to setting the volume too high.
I played so much last night, I think I might end up with gamer ear.
by HiPeople MC October 05, 2020
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Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 21, 2010
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Ear Biter

Caden, Vic, Patrick, Branson, and Ming.

To be a fucking idiot, love you guys tho
"Did you see that shit Caden did? He's such an ear biter"
by LuftwaffeBlitz May 19, 2018
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