Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.

Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.

by Squadalized November 17, 2017

ear vomit

Something that sound horrible

That song is ear vomit

by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.

Lets listen to ear nutrients!!

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.

Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot

by Toucha My Spaghett May 10, 2018

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022