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Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
mugGet the Floor Jammug.

Strawberry Jam

1. Strawberry jam is a sweet preserve made from strawberries and sugar. It's typically spread on bread or toast.
2. (sometimes abbreviated SJ) Popular mod from the game Celeste. Has 5 lobbies with up to 20 maps each and a "final challenge" which combines elements from every map
1. you should try eating strawberry jam its so good ngl

2. well if you're looking for a popular Celeste mod you can't go wrong with SJ
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
mugGet the Strawberry Jammug.

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth
by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023
mugGet the on jimmy jammug.

In My Jam

The Process of being so focused or in the zone that you don’t notice anything happening around you.
I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her

I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz

I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight
by Northfac3 November 30, 2020
mugGet the In My Jammug.

sweet jam

The sweaty build up between the ball sack and anus.
Jane was giving the junk some attention and her fingers slipped in the sweet jam
by Yakaboo February 20, 2015
mugGet the sweet jammug.

Jam :)

Pretty cool, p- pretty chill kinda dude ykwis? like jus, kin’a pretty cool.
HI Jam :) HIII!!1!!!1!1
by sillyscrabbleman May 7, 2025
mugGet the Jam :)mug.

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.
Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!
by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016
mugGet the Dick jammug.

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