not very hard trance

someone who wears the wrong shirt

Hey Nick, that shirts not very hard trance!

by Totallyshelfish April 4, 2011

so hard it hurt

when your penis (diiiiiiick) is in the vagina (pussssssy) and it's going really good and your penis gets so hard it actually hurts you

gage: dude when me and sara had sex last night my dick got so hard it hurt!!!

sawyer: no way bruh

by i know everythinggggg April 3, 2017

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

Kansas Hard Lemonade

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Hard core romance

A more polite way to refer to porn.

So I was watching a hard core romance movie last night and you would never believe what I saw.

by Fushna April 9, 2012

Below the hard deck

An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.

"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."

by one_step March 1, 2010

Born again hard

A Marine in the United States Marine Corps.

I don't know what happened to you Pyle, but you are certainly born again hard.

by Go_Blues September 30, 2009