a type of haircut, commonly worn by one particular disgusting individual. Hair consists of a ridiculous one top layer, often confused with a 'bowl cut.' Chas hair is only worn by unattractive individuals and is a prime source to making anyone burst into laughter at the sight of it.
by Dianna Leone April 29, 2008
When you went to a men saloon ,and u ordered the guy ,to just shape your hairs and he cuts them in a manner where all the looks of hairs just vanished so you feel hair-fucked .
hey Kapil ! what the hell is wrong with your hairs u were concern about it but right now you are looking hair fucked man !
by Big time C December 16, 2011
Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."
I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.
by J5Alive April 30, 2008
To lick or tongue the ballsack area and then to eat the chode part and then dangle and knock em around for a while whilst eating big green junk.
Sally: Hey Marge did you give Timmy the ol' reach around bug grab?
Marge: No I gave him a ball hair.
Sally: Wow.
Marge: No I gave him a ball hair.
Sally: Wow.
by TimmyOTool July 28, 2005
Synonym for public hair.
by Nasa's cheerleader August 08, 2009