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Temp agency girlfriend 

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
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Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.
Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"

Where your girlfriend bout 

Where your girlfriend at
Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

BeenBefore’s Girlfriend 

Usually somebody or something that indeed loves BeenBefore... they are often found within the FnX community are are super rare!
I am BeenBefore’s Girlfriend today!

Drake’s Girlfriend 

Drake’s girlfriend is so dope she’s an awesome soccer coach.

national text your girlfriend back day 

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

kiss your girlfriend day 

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day