Best guy friend 

A best guy friend is the best to have, cause (no offense girls) there is less drama, if you do something stupid then they forget about it and move on, and you can tell them everything and they wont tell, when some of the other girls get on my nerves and i need to tell l someone something, he will always be there for you, and he's always up for a new inside joke! And if you hang with him a lot and people are convinced you are dating, my advice: IGNOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THOSE THINGS! They are jealous of you, cause they aren't close to people they only have enemies, if they do have friends then i bet they don't deserve them.

Snobby Girl:"You guys are going out!"
you:"No we are not he's my best guy friend, so lay off!"

Best guy friend by Miss. Mystery May 28, 2014

Satisfactory Friend 

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.

Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.

Satisfactory Friend by Swandog September 22, 2005

Tofu Friend 

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

Tofu Friend by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009

fuckdumb friend 

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

fuckdumb friend by dkf June 5, 2009

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

Best Friend Bandit by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010

classroom friend 

Someone who you hang out with in class, but nowhere else. They're normally way more popular than you. You get along and hang out in class, but they don't acknowledge you anywhere else.

Girl 1: I kind of like Nick.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.

classroom friend by swallowbacca May 5, 2013

FAKE FRIEND DAY 

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.

She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off

FAKE FRIEND DAY by Domo😘 June 9, 2020