Fortnite child

a very annoying child that repeatedly screams while you are trying to play Minecraft with the boys

me: hey guys
fortnite child: Oh My GoD I FrEaKiNg DieD
me: is he having a stroke?

by A320-214 July 1, 2020

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John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.

Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.

by QuakBro June 15, 2023

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Fortnite Balls

Balls from Fortnite; also a song written by Kanye East

Yo cracka, where are my Fortnite balls?

by OG Crackerman January 22, 2023

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Fortnite balls are a kind of testicles that appear when an individual experiences a high dose of the hit game "Fortnite". This is a rare disease that occurs when you play too much, and your playtime is measured in decades. In some rare cases, it has also happened during intense tournaments, that were only played for a few hours.

Your mom: Get out of the basement you shitter!
You: Sorry mom, I can't. I have fortnite balls and I am pinned to the couch.

by Xx_AmongUsGamer_xX January 29, 2023

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Fortnite Dancing

A competitive sport involving men dancing while wearing their favorite fortnite skins. It's more competitive than fake sports like cheer, kickline, and gymnastics. Only real men compete. NO WOMEN ALLOWED!!!!! Women are pussies who can not compete in any real sports. Volleyball people are just skinny (big) ass retards, and field hockey is fake ice hockey.

"me and my homies were gonna go fortnite dancing tonight"
"I fortnite danced on those girls while i took their virginity"

by urmomhasafatass October 21, 2023

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