new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."

After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.

by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019

Donut Hole Dump

A large turd that clogs your toliet just by not even fitting down your toliet hole.

"Your turd was so fat it won't even fit down the hole to the toilet drain?"
"yeah..."
"that's a Donut Hole Dump!"

by itakehugepoop November 6, 2011

Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.

Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!

by Chaalsballs October 6, 2019

Greasy Dump Bees

Bees that fly around ricky because hes covered in garbage juices and soda sugar, especially when he is recycling old cans.

Ricky:Ahh fuckin dump bees!!!
Bubbles:Ahh get them off,Get them off!!!
Greasy Dump Bees

by Beanzy_94 March 31, 2019

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

by npokpr October 15, 2013