Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019

run up dump

A gang hit/initiation resulting in death. Typically meaning an entire pistol magazine clip being emptied into one person, on foot.

blood: you not about that, drive by hittas always with me.

crip: fuck a drive by, run down gang. i run up dump yo ass cuzz

by bambamismylover December 14, 2021

new man dump

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."

After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.

by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

by npokpr October 15, 2013

McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.

Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!

by Chaalsballs October 6, 2019

wyoming dump truck

Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.

Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.

I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.

by the petulant parliamentarian May 24, 2017