chip-a-munk

this funny but still odd fat man that you know you love he is like one of the guys that gets mad to fast but that is ok b/c he is funny
my best friend is chip-a-munk
by ken winger December 24, 2006
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Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it
Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth
by Alaskan boi December 30, 2020
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
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chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.
Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"
by falate September 03, 2014
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Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”
Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf
by Wyattwalnut December 02, 2020
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Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).
The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.
by Heikey-duck December 01, 2016
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Dick and Chips

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".
Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"
by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023
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