i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex
oh yeah? i can bend daddy
by vyvid November 10, 2022
can he love me? .......
by blazezo_xcn April 29, 2021
by chachamami January 24, 2022
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
by Tyranid5 August 14, 2011
by Jimmyshu February 26, 2014
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
by Maitcha July 15, 2022
by lil pepe's lil brother May 09, 2018