Blue Pale Idiot 

DanTDM

Look at him! Hes a Blue Pale Idiot!

Blue Pale Idiot by DanTDMisabluepaleidiot November 29, 2021

Blue Lagoon

When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!

Blue Lagoon by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010

Blue Toothing 

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.

Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.

Blue Toothing by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007

blue back 

When someone starts to give you a backrub, then leaves abruptly, leaving you unsatisfied.

"Mike was giving me the best backrub, and then he just left in the middle! Total blue back."

blue back by Jacketman89 February 16, 2010

Blue Vagoo 

A term for the hypothetical consequences of a situation where a sexually aroused female does not reach orgasm due to the incompetence of her partner.

Like blue balls, but blue vagoo.

Her moans are so fake, the only thing she should be moaning about is having a blue vagoo.

Blue Vagoo by CrasyMike April 15, 2010

Blue Lick 

In the Boston metropolitan region, many commuters ride the MBTA commuter rail. These trains often have a single bathroom stall, in which a bowl resides over a tank filled with a fetid blue fluid that is presumably designed to mask the stench of it's content. One may often look down and see a mixture of blue liquid with turds, toilet paper wads and used tampons floating around. Should one be unfortunate enough to have to use this facility, the user must beware. Because the bowl is positioned at least 3 feet from the surface of this toxic soup, splash back is inevitable. Toilet water is bad enough, but having your ass splashed by the blue stuff is referred to as the "Blue Lick". May also be encountered in portapotty's.

Tom: Man I gotta take a shit so bad I'm gonna go in my pants.

Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...

Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.

Fred: Good luck.

Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.

Fred: What's wrong?

Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!

Blue Lick by Dyssolve January 5, 2013

blue gum 

a racist term for a black person

look at how black that blue gum is.

blue gum by gdtms May 21, 2018