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Hug Block

To prevent two people from hugging, usually killing the moment. Smaller version of a cock block
John sees his girlfriend after 5 years, he runs to her, but Dan jumps in and hug blocks John.
by Joethemale June 28, 2010
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Block Text

A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation
"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"

"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"
by Taj Ginyard August 15, 2011
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block mover

dirty mexacan thet lays blocks for a living
block movers sit in the front of home depot
by Rico Montantes November 16, 2007
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gwock block

the act of blocking the gwocamoli at a party. similar to the famous cock block.
a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker
by jeremy fishnut April 4, 2010
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Troller's Block

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.
Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.
by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010
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burn the block

To cruise randomly through the neighborhood and toke. Usually because your mom is home.
A: "hey man I got a blunt of some loud, let's roast."
B: "nah, my girl is home she'd trip."
A: "aight, let's burn the block then."
B: "bet."
by micD July 24, 2015
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Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....
Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009
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