This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
Get the Jackie Pat Attack On Crackmug. Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS
Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.
Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.
"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"
or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"
or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'
by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010
Get the Cap Attackmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. like an anxiety attack, but is just 'waves of depression', lasts a little while and doesn't have as bad effects as an anxiety attack does
My principal called me to have a little 'chat' and you get detention, and your mom is called in to have a talk but just beats your ass. this is the feeling that you want to die, but it is not strong enough to make you take action. 'Depression Attack' means a sudden and temporary depression.
by Gigga Baggot February 14, 2019
Get the Depression Attackmug. Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house
by Sue sue sudio March 10, 2022
Get the Attack thotsmug. When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018
Get the Dick attackmug. "Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"
by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025
Get the Mental Attacking Fanmug.