Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.
by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

by Sloppyfirsts April 30, 2010

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
by alpete August 7, 2008

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
