foot daddy

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

Foot Licker

A foot licker is someone who likes to lick feet.

This is seen as a fetish, and is very concerning. A foot licker may like licking dirt off ones foot

“Jim is a foot licker. He tried to lick my toe.”

by LiterallySonicxzanditsceazy October 11, 2023

sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit

Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!

by RR6 merlin July 28, 2022