Wonking your willy 

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

Wonking your willy by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Forked wet Willy 

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

Forked wet Willy by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Wonked my Willy 

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

Wonked my Willy by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wet Chocolate Willy 

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

Wet Chocolate Willy by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Base camp Willy 

AKA A titty wank

A guy named Willy at the foot of two large mountains

She gave me the best base camp Willy last night

Base camp Willy by The real slim Galey May 10, 2024

Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent

Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?

Fiddle E Willy by arryboob June 10, 2024

One Eyed Willy 

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

One Eyed Willy by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024