national fuck ur gf day

may 19th is national fuck ur gf day

hey babe it's national fuck ur gf day😏

by big weiner man 69 May 18, 2022

Ur not invited to my birthday party

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad

Ur not invited to my birthday party

by Big boy Jayden November 29, 2020

Ur pp lookin like a tictac

1 millimeter defeater

Bro nice cock with that fucking 1 millimeter defeater! Bet yur girls like that TicTac! Man Ur lookin like a tictac. Ur pp lookin like a Tictac

by Depression #RIPSEGZ March 17, 2021

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known

Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap

by 5urvivor May 25, 2018

id bust ur ass too

You can get the dick.

"You look nice"

"Id bust ur ass too"

by fucku12 January 11, 2017

Ur mother dearest

Ur mother dearest, ur mother dearest is the lady that I bang while you sleep in your bed.

Ur mother dearest means I have banged her in your bed and where you sit in the car.

by 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 August 1, 2021

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018