turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

turkey shooting

when a girl gives you head and then you tell her you are taking her turkey shooting

Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...

Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......

by dave.c October 4, 2008

turkey

A country itself as a prison.
Also known as animal turkey.

Have you ever been im Turkey?
No, I have no interest in prisons.

by Nekes12 April 3, 2021

Feed Turkey To Trouble

To encourage bad behavior.

Now Zeke, I know your cousin is cute and spendin' the night tonight and all, but don't go and feed turkey to trouble.

by Gorac November 3, 2010

Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it

Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"

by rosk August 5, 2014

You Turkey

Being wild or crazy. (Wild turkey).

Yo I just killed someone!
Damn man you Turkey!!

by FinnaMyGerber June 24, 2016

The Turkey

The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers

Bloody hell did you see what Carley did to Josh last night? She did the Turkey on his ass!

by Kewl Breez April 7, 2020