A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.
by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010
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As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
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A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.
Tonys annoying
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Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.
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