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Steve

A guy that can literally break stone with his bare hands
Mario: oh shit it's Steve
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The name Steve depends all about the person. For example, not all Steve's are that bad. Take Steve Jobs for instance, (May he rest in peace) he was fine. But I definitely have met a couple dozen of Steve's that were the absolute worst goddamn motherf**kers in the history of all the earth. They were narcissistic, egocentric, homophobic, sexist, you name it. They were the type of people who would wank to two girls kissing. Absolute disgusting creeps. Then again, I have met a couple of steves who were loyal, empathetic, kind, the works. Basically the absolute opposite off the jagoffs I've met in my time. So if your name is Steve, and your pretty sure your not an A-Hole, your cool. We should hang out sometime and play video games like the broski's we are.
Ugh. That STEVE. What a jerk.
Hey Steve! Want to go to the arcade with us? We had a really fun time with you last time! Wow... That Steve... He's so cool!
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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Steve

A Minecraft character and the generic famous skin.
A respectable figure.
Bob: I just met the real Steve!
Jake: Are you ok?
by Mine.Craft December 2, 2020
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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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Steve

Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.
Steve is my God and we worship Steve.
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Steve Allen

Good at heart but bad with emotions. Might throw a temper tantrum.
That goofs name is Steve Allen
by DownToParty September 5, 2022
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Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke
My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky
by Colossus8 December 2, 2010
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