counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
Get the menstrual mathmug. Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
by Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2020
Get the Mathmug. An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).
by Dgnatanh June 3, 2021
Get the Stupid mathmug. by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
Get the MATHmug. The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
Get the Math Discoverer's Cocktailmug. The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
Get the Life-mathmug. mathematic rational used by chat to justify their monetary support for creators , implies detriment.
oshi > bills = profit
see also: girl math
oshi > bills = profit
see also: girl math
by haxclassic August 27, 2025
Get the chat mathmug.