Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 02, 2021
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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 24, 2014
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 04, 2014
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Keswick Tree Beaver

A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.
My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.
by Fluffy Mossbank June 30, 2018
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asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus
My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk
by EpicconV December 26, 2017
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tree-related benefit

An advantage or positive side effect that comes about due to a tree.
Shade, cleaner air and fresh maple syrup are just some of the many tree-related benefits to living in northern Vermont.
by Rook JF February 19, 2017
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Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R
If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...
by StupidSh17 October 03, 2022
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