ghost wee

When you swear you have to pee but you go to pee and get maybe a dribble then ten minutes later it feels like it again.

I can't stand it I was up three times last night with the ghost wee. Or Diana keeps heading to the bathroom probably has the ghost wee's. Everytime billie and I get shithoused she gets a case of ghost wee.

by Devil man Dean Devil January 25, 2011

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Shot The Ghost

To shock one with reveling information.

The reaction one gets after seeing a ghost, but applied to someone after hearing unexpected news.

Can be used with SHOOT, SHOOTING or SHOT depending on whether you're being passive or present tense.

Sister: Yeah, so I called out Dad about how he hasn't been such a good dad and how he doesn't give me as much money as Mom.

Brother: It's true! Mom gave me $20 last week and he only gave me $5. WTF!?

Sister: I know, right!? Then, he gets all sympathetic and said how much he loves me and would give me however much I wanted right then. That's when I shot the ghost and asked for $500! hahahha

Brother: HAHAH! DAMN! I bet he thought you were trippin.

by SunriseSmilex08x July 21, 2009

Ghost butt

The whitest butt you have ever seen

Hahahaha you're so pasty white you've probably got a ghost butt

by Smittywebbermanjensen February 26, 2017

Ghost of Oden

A semen stain.

I totally left a ghost of oden on his couch last night.

by Sue Donem April 20, 2010

Ghost dancer

A spirtual Native American who has excellent paranormal gifts, talents or abilities. One who can deal with ghost sickness or ghost contamination.

'The Ghost Dancer was slowly swirled up in where time,space and history came together!'

Meaning that individual has an ability to enter and exit historic timelimes.

by Raccoon Eyes March 11, 2007

Ghost cancel

When you cancel plans with someone by just ghosting them.

We were supposed to work out but she never called and confirmed, she just ghost cancelled on me.

by Always96 February 3, 2017